Requiem for a Dreamer
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):How are you this evening?
Me:Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier:Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me:Wait, you're gay?
Cashier:Yeah. . . ?
Woman:That's a shame.
Me:Why?
Woman:He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier:Why is it a shame?
Woman:It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me:Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman:It's offensive!
Me:But how does it affect you?
Woman:What?
Me:Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman:*sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier:. . . Wow, thank you.
Me:Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

What would happen if I met Hiddles . . .

Me:Hi Tom can you sign this for me?
Hiddles:of course.....what is it?
me:oh just a marriage certificate..
Hiddles:.....
Me:I mean its a piece of paper...just a piece of paper Tom

true fact

losttoysintheattic:

hey-holmie:

every time i lose a follower i assume they found a picture of my face

Introduction to Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll

Child of the pure unclouded brow

And dreaming eyes of wonder!

Though time be fleet, and I and thou

Are half a life asunder,

Thy loving smile will surely hail

The love-gift of a fairy-tale.


I have not seen thy sunny face,

Nor heard thy silver laughter:

No thought of me shall find a place

In thy young life’s hereafter—

Enough that now thou wilt not fail

To listen to my fairy-tale,


A tale begun in other days,

When summer suns were glowing—

A simple chime, that served to time

The rhythm of our rowing—

Whose echoes live in memory yet,

Though envious years would say ‘forget.’

Come, hearken then, ere voice of

dread,

With bitter tidings laden,

Shall summon to unwelcome bed


A melancholy maiden!

We are but older children, dear,

Who fret to find out bedtime near.

Without, the frost, the blinding

snow,

The storm-wind’s moody madness—

Within, the fireflight’s ruddy glow,

And childhood’s nest of gladness.

The magic word’s shall hold thee

fast:

Thou shalt not heed the raving

blast.


And, though the shadow of a sigh,

May tremble through the story,

For ‘happy summer days’ gone by,

And vanish’d summer glory—.

It shall not touch, with breath of

bale,

The pleasance of our fairy-tale.

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